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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 15-Jun-2005 21:14:34

> > A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:
> >
> > CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
> > CHICKEN
> > SANDWICH: $3.50
> > HANDJOB: $10.00
> >
> > Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and
> > beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks
> > to a meager looking group of men.
> >
> > "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
> >
> > "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
> > hand-jobs?"
> >
> > "Yes", she purrs, "I am."
> >
> > The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger

Post 2 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jul-2005 6:21:28

Lol!!!!!!!